By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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hsusanne 0

It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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icannotbelieveit 0

wow so u ate the spider AND the prey?! wow big appetite!

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Jello12 0

Your fault. Watch where you are going idiot

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alwaysalady 0

You nearly made me throw up. Happy?

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Danny_Boii 0

Hows this a FML? This had to be one of the worst 1s ive ever read..

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spectacularrr 0

that's why you cover your mouth, douche.

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mubaki 18

disagree. this actually made me laugh

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morneuroloke 0

YDI for not having the manners to cover your mouth when you yawn.

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VampiressMiharu 0

Prey > Spider > You > ? Well, somebody's got to continue the cycle, right?

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22jrdn55 15

nope. but if you want to then go ahead. it'll be: Prey > Spider > You > VampiressMiharu

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Intoxicunt 5

Wait, are you using those as arrows? Because if not, that isn't right. I mean, prey is greater than spider? I don't know about that...

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jook_fml 0

I hate those ******* spiders that build their webs across a walkway and proceed to sit right at face level.

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