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Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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Damn, I was planning to reply with that! To the OP: Um... she could just be random Google searching, or searching for someone else, or whatever. You've never Googled weird things for the sake of Googling them? And who really cares if you have a small penis, anyways? Half of all penises are below average...

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at least she's trying to figure it out on her own instead of breaking up with him or embarrassing him by confronting him.

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Honestly size doesnt matter that much, It's all how you use it LOL! on that note at least she's okay with it,and trying to find out ways on making it work!

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Hey jandersoniii weren't you like a feminist a while ago? Maybe your bipolar?? Or a rude transexual... But anways... GO FUCK YOURSELF. because trust me no one else is ever gonna do it for you douchebag.

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According to my experience, the penis' purpose is to give pleasure to his owner. Penetration is just a very small part of what a complete and satisfactory sexual relation encompasses. Very few women can orgasm with penetration only. So, while you're having fun, give her a 'hand' too.

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I knew it! I saw a comment on some other FML and I knew you couldn't be the real jandersoniii! My thinking? The REAL jandersoniii we all know and love ditched her account, and someone else picked up the name. OR her account was hijacked for the sole purpose of turning the man-hating crap into this kind of crap. Or she could just be being really ironic, but from what I recall of our beloved jandersoniii, she was somewhat lacking in a sense of humour...

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how can most penises be below the average? the average is the middle. which means there is an equal number of penises above and below the average.

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Exactly! She seems like she is trying to make the relationship work in all aspects including what goes on in the bedroom. At least she is trying to make the situation work, your ego may be bruised and I'm sure it would be but she seems to love you. If she didn't she would have dumped you for a guy with a bigger dick by now.

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I agree with this completely. It's not her fault that you've got a small dick, and the fact that she was trying to protect your feelings & work on it without hurting your itty bitty penis feelings speaks volumes for her.

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How does that not make sense? That's what an average is...it doesn't necessarily mean that exactly half are smaller and half are bigger but you would expect it to be reasonably close to half and half. Also, learn basic writing skills.

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#189 and all the other retards with this question: Let's say you are trying to find the average of 1, 2, and 9. 1 + 2 + 9 = 12 12 / 3 = 4 The average is 4. Now let's compare the results: 2 of the numbers are below average and only one is above. Who doesn't know basic math now, dumbass?

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no jandirsoniiiis not a hero more of a very bored teen or something of that sort.... anyone can insult its much harder to try to do something with your life instead of bitching about everyone elses!!!!!

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i think he meant fml because he didnt realise he had a small penis and he thought it was average

Who cares? If you have a small penis, so what. She obviously doesn't care that much as she hasn't left you and is looking for ways to make the sex enjoyable despite it. She also never was rude enough to say it to your face. She's a keeper.

this. she could've simply broken up with you over it, but instead she's trying to work with what you've got. she must really care about you.

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Yes exactly, this isn't an FML, you've finally found someone who cares about you, and is looking past imperfections she thinks you might have. You should be happy, because not everyone can find someone like that. :)

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No person with any sense of right and wrong would ever dump someone based on penis size. Come on. A smaller penis is not an imperfection. You guys are silly.

well at least she's trying to work with it...she could have just dumped you and moved on to someone with a bigger penis. And she didn't bring it up to you and make you feel bad about it, sounds like she was trying to overcome something that could negatively affect your sex life because she loves you enough to stay with you. FYL though for having that small of a penis.

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relationships don't always have to be about sex if she's really worth being with the size of your penis wouldn't matter that much

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very true, at least she cares enough to work with what you got instead of cheating on you ^_^

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