By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It's impolite to yawn with your mouth wide open. :)

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FYI, It's if you step on a spider... not accidentally eat it whilst walking with your mouth wide open....COVER IT!

Put your hand over your mouth when you yawn then, you idiot.

madZONE_fml 0

maybe he was alone, and when youre alone why would you need to cover it up? its not like theres spiderwebs all over the place.

ydi for not covering your mouth while living in TN. the bugs get so bad that more than once i have stepped outside to have a smoke and incinerated the unlucky bug that happened to fly in front of the cig right when im lighting it.. gross.

Queenbea27 0

lolzors that really sucks but that's why you cover your mouth.

aereall 0

Humans are at the top of the food chain.

thats what you get for not covering your mouth

MaryLee_fml 2

this FML has a mojo~ I can`t stop yawning since i`ve read it