By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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alex_vik 0

Boo ******* who, you haven't had sex, so what?

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ohhhsnaaap 0

Well that's what you get for sticking your penis into anthills.

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Tehalon 0

Stop trying to put ants in your penis and grow up so we won't have to read these lame ass 'FML' stories anymore. There once was a time where the FML's were still good, what happend to those days :(

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jjofearth 0

How the heck did you get an ant to bite your ****? More importantly, why?

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Musemusic88 0

Your penis is NOT an ant eater, stop putting it in ant hills.

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JBeckLGB 0

That would be correct, yet ants do not bite, they urinate on you... And great joke #4

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thecrapblog 8

Ants do bite you stupid ass, trying to act all smart and shit!

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tbweffect 0

Your pathetic, probably ugly as sin aswell

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