By tryingtostealmyheart - 19/12/2015 07:12

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
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trulypar 34

I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.

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swanheart 35

God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?

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swanheart 35

God - what would he have done if you'd said yes?

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kiki1705 20

There are no brakes on the rape train...oops, I mean bus.

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JMichael 25

He still would of pulled the knife in her and ran off with all her money.

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Diablitos 11

Steal her heart instead

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dbag884 16

He would have probably pulled out his other knife from his pants ;)

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gm1beanzz 14

"What's your number?" *Gives phone number* "No, I mean credit card number." *Grabs purse and runs*

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trulypar 34

I guess since he couldn't have your hand, he decided to take your handbag.

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TheLastCenturion 19

Guess your purse was the consolation prize.

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man_in_black08 28

Would have been funny if he pulled out the knife first and proposed, and she saying yes. "And that kids, is how i met your mother"

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erindgentry 28

"Kids, my heart was stolen by mister steal your handbag."

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Mathalamus 24

You make it sound like it's common.

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philosophicallll 25

In what possible way does she make it sound like it's common?

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domolovesyoshi 33

what are you talking about? In what way does she make it sound like it's common.

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Steve97 32

This is why I hate people >.>

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Gotta pay for the ring some how

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hoosiergirl94 31

Sounds like a keeper!

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