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By santasadiekins / Wednesday 17 August 2011 17:25 / United States
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They are hard little workers and probably decided to rob you everything you had, just because you destroyed their home! You deserved it;)

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I'm curious to know if "red ants" is what we folks in Texas call fire ants. Because if those were fire ants, fuck your life, hard. I knew of a family who actually lost their 7 year old son because he got bit so much.

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7 - I wish that were true, but its the circle of life and unfortunately we do need ants :( Though I think pigeons could go...

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I imagined one of the ants went like, "HE MAY TAKE OUR LAND BUT HE WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" Im weird...

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No number 12. It is time for the Snookies to fall. They are getting out of hand with their fist pumping and Guido and guidoettes.

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39 and ticks, and almost all parasitic animal that doesn't take part on a bigger food circle

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And they creep me out to fucking Hell!!!! OP your life is definitely worth an FML but hey! With you there's an added bonus!!! :D years and years of therapy and a constant nagging urge to kill, and yet at the same time stay very far away from, every ant on the face of this earth!!!! :D aren't you happy?! :D

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If sleeping with everyone then writing a song complaining about them is singing then sign me up.

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Once my cousin chased a chicken into a barn, only to come out having chickens chase her....there are things that really sux

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If someone hurts my friends, I will eat them. If someone were to hurt my friends, I would eat them. Problem solved.

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well red ants known to be eating meat when they found am i wrong ?? grrr where are my firebats ??

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Fire ants can actually kill you in mass numbers...especially if you're allergic to fire ant stings. I was in a nasty situation where I was thrown off a horse and rolled right into a fire ant colony. I was swarmed and I went into anaphylactic shock. Not cool.

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Me and my best friend used to sleep on her trampoline all the time. We'd bring a bunch of blankets and pillows. It's fun

For my next plan, you will need: Duct tape Lye Justin Beiber poster Lube Marker Air freshener A cucumber A mirror Come back up to those ants and be all "Bitches, you best not mess with this gangsta" and if they don't surrender immediately, use the items I have listed above. Repeat. For bonus points, pimp those ants out to some bees.

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