By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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fueledbyamy 0

lol, i agree... how did an ant get there?! but either way, ouchie!

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qwerty3 0

This FML would have been more effective if you had written "I'm 46." at the end or something.

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rukusrazor 0

Keepin it in the family huh? Oh.. it was an ANT-ant... not Aunt? Get your naked ass out of the front yard, or clean up your room. I don't understand how an ant bites your dick.

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Jigga_PaNG 0

A mosquito bit mine when i was taking a piss...but my gf made it all better =D

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papertigers_fml 0

I'm really starting to hate those "that's the most action i've gotten in months/years/ever" FMLs.

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

LOL. EPIC FAIL and how exactly did the and get in your pants in the first place?

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