Intimacy: Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I...

By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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No good

By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Not a great start

By anon - 05/06/2021 02:01

Today, after waiting to losing our virginity together, we finally did it, only for my boyfriend to claim he doesn't understand how people enjoy sex, since he found the waiting stressful, the sex awkward and undignified, the orgasm unimpressive and so sticky, he was desperate for a shower afterwards. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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SimpleSimon 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:32

Nobody loses their virginity with "incredible, mind-blowing sex". Nobody.

zerkabaius 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:33

just tell him that it is ok and you'd prefer a bigger penis anyways

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nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:35

Maybe she just has an ugly face and this guy lost a bet that took him 9 months to collect.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:35

nobody has that great a time when they lose their virginity

metheonlyb 17

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:36

First time sex was mind-blowing?? I doubt it. It could be good or intimate but not mind blowing. You both were virgins, it is just not possible. The OP either is faking this FML or she doesn't know what to say.

Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:36

The first time for both of you and it was incredible and mind-blowing? Either this is fake, or you two were on meth.

Da_Gov 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:37

I lol'd

metheonlyb 17

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:38

Haha! Nice one genius_man16

fudgemeister 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:41

I'm with #5, 15 and 16. I remember my first time and it was her first time too. It was not mind blowing. It was not incredible. The only thing that blew was me and that was within the first five seconds I think. It wasn't much better the second time... or the third. She didn't ****** until a while later when I could manage to hold it for more than a few minutes. I bet your faked yours like you did this post. FYL.

tresamaee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:44

I AGREE!

tresamaee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:42

i agreee , theres no way it was 'mind-blowing' . Regardless if it was your first time , everyone knows its not the best and it gets waaaaaaaaay better . XD

ummwoahx3 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:42

Jesus guys. Chill out. Ever think maybe it was "mind blowing and incredible" to her because it was her first time? Overreactions much? There are real FMLs out there. Just because it isn't worded as logically as some of you smartasses would put it doesn't necessarily mean it's a fake FML. @OP: FYL. Sorry you had to deal with such an asshole .. Wish I could help somehow. ):

jjjeah 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:21

Sure, maybe it WAS mind-blowing and incredible, but for her to have reached ****** her first time? YEAH RIGHT. Especially since he was a virgin too.

caticaticati 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 3:38

You can be a virgin and have had oral sex and messed around. If it didn't appear that he's a douchebag, it's possible that he actually cared enough to try to get her off.

genius_man16 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:09

what so a girl can't have an ****** during her first time? Then my gf must be an alien or something cuz she did.

LadyAlathia 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:19

That's just what she wants you to think.

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 14:25

Sorry #147, but #158 is right. She's lying.

starvingxartist 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:45

hahah i have to agree with everyone else, first time sex is not mind blowing. i'm sorry. a year ago my boyfriend and i lost it to each other. was it special? intimate? yes. but neither of us knew what we were doing, and it hurt. mind blowing sex comes later. and how would you know anything about mind blowing sex if you were a virgin?