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By brokedick - / Monday 12 December 2011 06:23 / United States
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  Awsumuzzie  |  12

Think of this as a math problem to somewhat solve the issue... He needs to find a girl name Dystiny, the 'dys' would cancel out his 'dys' from function. He'll be left with tiny erectile function, but it's better than nothing.

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  suxs4ulol  |  22

number 58- awsomest math ever!

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  aliaskis  |  3

Does one time of it not working make it dysfunctional? I would have to also assume that you have used it by yourself at some point during that time. Maybe you were so anxious about this once in 5 years opportunity that it stressed you out too much to perform. There's nothing wrong with performance anxiety, and any decent person would understand that and not hold it against you or discount you for future opportunities (once your next 5 year mark comes up, of course).

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  Levvy  |  20

Blanking out my own comment here. What the heck? It jumped up to become a reply to some totally unrelated thread. I guess it wanted to go be its own man- er, comment.

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  CSRozell  |  4

I was gunna tell 22 the same lol and 118 agreed mine works fine but after getting a chance with a girl I've been after for many years I freaked and.... fml

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  EwanSmith  |  2

he obviously never found out the hard

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  kaprookie  |  3

Hmmm.. Did a doctor diagnose this or could you just not get a stiffy and you are assuming the worst? It's possible that a) She didn't arouse you or b)Maybe you had a wank earlier in the day and there was no more fuel in the tank? But I would definitely go get checked out by a doctor OP.

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  OriginalimoaN  |  15

Would be funnier if you didn't fail with that other comment. (stfu anyone who tries to say, "funnier isn't a word!"

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  Torva_fml  |  16

93- according to urban dictionary... It is a word... So shut up.

By  Ladderwings  |  6

I guess OP found out the hard way... Or not. (pun very much intended).

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  CADMAN82  |  1

I was thinking the same thing, considering his age he was probably just nervous. Did it work fine while jerking off over those 5 years? If yes then the problem lies in your head; not your little head.

By  HerpYourDerp  |  7

PREPARE FOR THE PUNS.

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  BehindU  |  5

* I guess it's just a bit of nerves, as OP hasn't had contact with women for a long time. No worries OP but consult your doctor if you fell needed. * Sorry for being a grammar nazi I just couldn't help it.

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  Falassalond  |  16

You guys are Grammer Nazi assholes. In case you didn't notice, he's from hong kong. Leave him alone. Apparently you could read it so there was no need to correct it. OP, you shouldn't have been having sexual relations five years ago.

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