Miscellaneous: Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up...

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By oops - 04/12/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

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By foreverDark - 14/05/2012 12:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up after a long night of trying to catch a moth. I'd knocked down furniture and screamed up the house to do so, but I finally got it. What did I see first thing this morning? Another moth. FML

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By Aussie mate - 24/09/2020 08:01 - Australia

Today, I got up and started getting ready for work. As I entered the bathroom, I noticed a moth in the shower. Feeling generous, I caught the moth in a cup and took it to the front porch. I released the moth and watched it fly away… into a giant spider and its web. FML

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By lacsmac2 - 01/11/2015 14:10 - Australia

Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By NOT THE BEES...oh - 29/08/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, there's a moth in my house, who either does nothing, or flies around like it just ate enough sugar for one lifetime. Every time I see it, I think it's a wasp and, being deathly afraid of them, I go into a full-blown panic attack until the sight of it bumping into light bulbs brings me back to reality. FML

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By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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triplethreat13 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:17

haha i love how you worded the FML. quite humorous.

Imawhalerider 0

Monday 3 August 2009 1:21

knocked its lights out

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jumperdreams 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:47

Sometimes people act before they think, i know i do

ledandelion 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:48

Poor moth:[

dashizyokaydee 0

Monday 3 August 2009 2:59

lol!!!! haha nice writing though! that sounds like something i would do

uthinkurhot 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:09

for the people who are saying YDI ... what else r u going to do??! let the moth have a family in ur house??

iSmellNice 2

Monday 3 August 2009 4:26

No, but at least wait for the moth to get off of the light fixture

sugar_bear 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:10

I doubt the lighting fixture was as graceful as the moth.

Zakky_Ketchup 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:40

You never know. The light fixture could've had a parachute.

leeny_fml 2

Monday 3 August 2009 3:25

Why a shoe??? YDI for not using a kleenex or something that won't knock the light fixture out too.

NoMercy_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:34

You got you're lights knocked out?

tapesculpture 0

Monday 3 August 2009 3:38

karma's a bitch.

Zombierella 2

Monday 3 August 2009 3:40

why kill it? you could have caught it in a jar and set it outside... moths are cute :c and that way you dont have to have smushed moth stuff on the cieling :D

ml35 0

Monday 3 August 2009 9:33

i hate people like you. all of your silly 'catch it in a jar and put it outside' there are so many to go around. its a moth. she's fine.

Sprinter136 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:39

There's so many people to go around too, does that make it okay to kill them? And before you scream about OH PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN ANIMALS, both are ******* ALIVE. That's the main point. Not that one is less useful than the other. With your logic, we should kill children and mentally retarded people because they're not as intelligent or 'important' as we are. That's what you say about animals, isn't it? That we're better and have more rights to live because we're smarter? You're being hypocrites.