Love, Kids, Family and Lonely: Time to adopt a bunch of cats

Time to adopt a bunch of cats

By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 15:30 - United States

Today, I burst into tears when my 35 year-old cousin announced on social media she is going to be a grandma. Her 16 year-old son's girlfriend is pregnant. I am 33, single, and have been romantically invisible to everyone my whole life. I'm gonna die alone. FML

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Race against the clock

By huh? - 22/07/2020 20:00

Today, we found out that my 13-year-old cousin is pregnant. My mom then turned to me and asked why I decided to wait so long. I’m only 20. Instead of being worried that this young girl has potentially ruined her entire life, my mom just complained that her sister "gets to be a grandma first." FML

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Traditional

By sorry - 26/04/2022 02:00

Today, my 97 year-old grandmother told me that if I’m not married and pregnant by the time she goes, I’ll be completely excluded from her will. She went on to say how shameful it is for a woman my age to be single, choosing college over a family. I’m 21 and studying to be an oncologist. FML

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By pregnant loser apparently - 20/05/2013 04:31 - United States - Franklin

Today, my parents posted on Facebook that they were excited that my sister was pregnant and couldn't wait to be grandparents. Last week I told them that I, a 33-year-old happily married woman, was pregnant and they told me I was ruining my life and encouraged me to have an abortion. FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 17:00

Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML

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Kids these days…

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 18:00

Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML

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Succession

By Greatgrandpa - 30/11/2014 17:29 - Curacao

Today, my only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 and has no children. She is 46 and has a pregnant daughter who she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather, but in any case, my son is going to be one before me. FML

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Moving on

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 23:02 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I saw yet another dear friend from uni get married, living the good life in their new home. Here am I in my 30s, with no love life, and feeling like that's never going to be for me. FML

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Under pressure

By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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Drama queen

By Anonymous - 26/11/2021 01:58

Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML

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By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

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Boyufd 24

Tuesday 2 March 2021 21:43

that's something that shouldn't be celebrated

jthmnil 7

Tuesday 2 March 2021 22:30

You’d rather be 16 and pregnant?

Comments

Boyufd 24

Tuesday 2 March 2021 21:43

that's something that shouldn't be celebrated

FMLCSCH 3

Tuesday 2 March 2021 21:48

I bet there's someone out there who's dying to meet and woo you. I know that seems platitudinous, but they're out there waiting for you.

jthmnil 7

Tuesday 2 March 2021 22:30

You’d rather be 16 and pregnant?

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 2 March 2021 23:48

I mean, the good news is, your 16 year old son's gf isn't pregnant!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 March 2021 23:58

We all die alone. Unless we're in a plane crash or a mass shooting where having a spouse wouldn't do you a damn bit of good anyways.

Sweetie 5

Wednesday 3 March 2021 1:14

Well that was cheerful and uplifting. 🤭

rainbowdonnareed 18

Wednesday 3 March 2021 4:42

Do the math. Your cousin was 16 and now her sons is going to be a dad at 16. You on the other hand can, have a baby on your own. Become a foster parent.