The strangeness of strangers

By zomg - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML
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Top comments

bbedlock_fml 7

Some people just need to learn to take compliments once in a while...

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user324234324 1

I think you'd get a better result if you did that to an old lady

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Comments

muzy 23

This is the first time that I have ever laughed out loud after reading a fml. Incidently, i got stared down by an elderly gent on the bus as i was laughing. All I'm saying is if stares could kill I would've been dead.

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tweetbaby14 18

Cool story, bro. May I hear another?

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llamafish 25

Sure! Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The end.

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TwiztedYuri 9

one day they give you candy the next they're chasing you on their scooter

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StanSmith_fml 9

I'm pretty sure no one loves the elderly...

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tylerbro 3

Lol stan in american dad hates the elderly to ^^

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SkoomaKi 27

It's the thought that counts I suppose.

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Brelywi 15

Being carded isn't a compliment, it's a pain in the ass.

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pexy_fml 16

Always consider old people have their own logic

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debbster7 18

Yea, I mean hasn't it occurred to anyone that their ID states their age. Old people don't like being told their old or telling people how old they are. Comman sence, OP.

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Our society is getting so much more civilized. :|

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IchimaruGin 5

I believe he took that as sarcasm. Sorry OP.

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unoffensivename 0

Didn't realize they complained to managers in WWII

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loserman67 35

WOW, *you're* a bigger moron. Kind of hard to insult someone when you cannot even spell correctly asshat!

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BloodMonger13 9

does it really matter how he spells it??? and that's usaly a complament asking for someone Id even tho you know there old enough is saying he/she looks young...

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SkoomaKi 27

Don't worry people, I've got this... What #43 actually meant was: I'm a dumbass that can't spell or put a grammatically correct sentence together. I like to defend stupid people because it makes me feel better about my idiotic self.

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