Temptation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2022 15:00

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Today, a woman I work with asked me out. She is smart, funny, beyond gorgeous, and I’d be a fool to say no. Unfortunately, she has done jail time for smashing her last boyfriend's penis with a bat and he lost a testicle. What do I do? FML
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By the lawyer who would never commit adultery with his criminal client's wife while said criminal is in prison - 21/02/2023 12:00 - Australia - Birrong

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Today, my client is currently behind bars for repeatedly assaulting his wife, whom he suspected of being unfaithful to him. Now she's asking my help to get him out of prison, but her messages keep suggesting an interest in me that might get me into trouble once her husband is released. FML
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Chazzster 28

I would say the expression “Don’t put your dick in crazy” is pretty good guidance. While it’s possible their were reasons and extenuating circumstances behind her previous attack on her ex - The fact she served prison time for this attack goes against that argument. I would say stay away - The risks are not worth the reward.

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Anderling 32

Run fast, run far. Make sure you let your boss know what’s going on, keep a paper trail of your interactions with that coworker, and refuse to talk to her about anything that isn’t work-related, preferably with a minimum of one witness.

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HokieJ 10

but does he dare remove it for sex leaving him vulnerable to attack?

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, just as long as he is careful that any weapons are not within reach.

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mike3775 35

Date her and find out why she did what she did. Just remember though, if she did it because her ex cheated on her, there ya go, don’t cheat.

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Chazzster 28

I would say the expression “Don’t put your dick in crazy” is pretty good guidance. While it’s possible their were reasons and extenuating circumstances behind her previous attack on her ex - The fact she served prison time for this attack goes against that argument. I would say stay away - The risks are not worth the reward.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Get a sex change first. No dick, no chance of getting hit in the dick. That'll show her!

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Anderling 32

Run fast, run far. Make sure you let your boss know what’s going on, keep a paper trail of your interactions with that coworker, and refuse to talk to her about anything that isn’t work-related, preferably with a minimum of one witness.

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tiptoppc 19

As a person who has actually stuck their dick in crazy: Run! No matter how beautiful, or sexy, or smart, just run! I’m getting Amber Heard vibes off of this one. It’s seriously not worth it, and only lives to misery. The one I stuck my dick in ended up getting restraining orders against her not just from me, but also an entire community I belonged to, including from the entire comittee of an Anime Convention. It’s left several people (including me) with PTSD. And I’m not just throwing that term around lightly. I know several people who ended up with actually diagnosed PTSD from that crazy chick.

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Yudith 24

Ask her why she did it. If her last boyfriend was a pedophile or she was a battered woman, you can give it a try.

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JasonThorn 19

Yeah, if all you have to do is be the kind of person who doesn't deserve that kind of treatment, you should be okay.

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poopface82 18

I feel like I should tell this guy to run, but I really want to tell him to stop kink-shaming.

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Blimix 9

Women's prisons are full of women who had to choose between going to jail and getting murdered. The legal system enforces societal hierarchies, and severely punishes women who dare to defend themselves from men. Don't assume that she was in the wrong (though she might have been). Find out what happened. Then make up your mind.

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