Picky

By Anonymous - 09/07/2022 22:00

Spicy
Today, the girl I would have risked my life to shag in highschool got in touch and was clearly fishing for a date, but in the past ten years, she’s been in prison for arson, become 10 stone overweight, a chainsmoker with a visible moustache, and 6 kids with 4 men. FML
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Bogrbon 27

People change. Just be glad that you weren’t baby daddy number one back as a teen, and move on. If she’s made poor life choices, I don’t see how that affects you now in any meaningful way.

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DrewBaby 8

I’m sure some will say that’s shallow. But it’s okay to have standards. And if you’re not attracted to her and everything that comes with her then that’s okay. That being said I hope she’s doing okay though

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DrewBaby 8

I’m sure some will say that’s shallow. But it’s okay to have standards. And if you’re not attracted to her and everything that comes with her then that’s okay. That being said I hope she’s doing okay though

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Bogrbon 27

People change. Just be glad that you weren’t baby daddy number one back as a teen, and move on. If she’s made poor life choices, I don’t see how that affects you now in any meaningful way.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

In hindsight you dodged a bullet. Keep looking and don't give up, you'll find someone worthy.

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Chazzster 28

Could have been much worse - One of those 6 kids might have been yours to support.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, now is the time to make your move! You really played the long game well on this one, my friend!

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If you had banged her though you'd have bragging rights at the next school reunion. You don't have to say when you did it........

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