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By mr / Tuesday 27 July 2010 18:44 / United States
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word. put it in a safe place and go shit alone. if you let your baby get what it wants every time you're going to have some hard years in front of you...

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word. put it in a safe place and go shit alone. if you let your baby get what it wants every time you're going to have some hard years in front of you...

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it's time to cut the lead on that child! make it learn you're not always there it has to cook its own food and pay the bills from now on.

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op same thing with my wife. what's worse is that besides the kid, our dog goes in there too. so it's like a convention in the bathroom. this isn't the end of the world though. if it bugs you so bad, put the baby in her crib while you go too the bathroom

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no.....all privacy ended when he was born! you get it back between hen they leave home and you have grandchildren! and locking them out or putting them in a cage is how this world got so f-ed up in the first place! it breeds selfishness and insecurity......

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why dont you put them in their crib or playpen and let them cry.....making things difficult and unsanitary....

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yeah that's gross! grow some and learn to teach your kid to be independent and to quit being so damn clingy! when my sister was 9 months old she could play quietly in the playpen by herself!!

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71...why because i have a different opinion than yours on what i would do in the OP's position?? Yeah i can see the reasoning behind your logic...Next time provide your own comment to the FML instead of attacking other ppls just because you dont agree...

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and btw 71 it's "you're" not "your"....if you are going to insult at least have the decency to do it correctly...dumbass

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well 69, the name is mr. idk, but I think they decided 2 use that 2 let us know he was a male. that's what I get from the fml anyway... no sarcasm, just guessing too.

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Don't spoil the child. Close/lock the door. He can't get absolutely everything he wants. 2 minutes apart isn't going to kill him, let him cry, he's fine.

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110 congrats.... I hope your life is complete now and you can finally move on.. your mom should have swallowed

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I agree with 10, you could get a bunch of laughs and sweet revenge when they're older by telling their date that story in front of them xP lol I know I would >.> hahaha :D

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129- you get worked up too easily. They are trolling to get a rise out of you, find something better to do rather than sitting and defending yourself on an FML. I agree with most everyone else OP. Lock the door and have 2 minutes of private time. The child will survive and will eventually stop doing it. It will not be scarred for life nearly as much as it will be when it's older and finds out it sat on your lap while you shat!!

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exactly #40. one of the first things you learn as a parent is things like sleeping, crapping, and showering are now team sports.

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I agree, shut the fucking door moron. If this has you all "fml" I feel sorry for you and, especially, your child. Being a parent is hard, but maybe try focusing on all the awesome and amazing aspects instead? (to whoever mentioned his wife and the dog) ...my dog alwaaaays follows me into the bathroom, its such a pain in the ass! he can open doors and he's huuuge (160 lbs)... then my cats and Goldie occasionally join the party. fun times. it is funny watching him back out of the bathroom and h

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hey be happy it's just your 9 month old.. my 5 year old and 1 1/2 year old stand at the door screaming/crying till I'm done/let them in =

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Your child is going to grow up to be a spoiled rotten brat, because you are going to baby it for its entire life. Grow a pair and take some responsibility.

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it's a little baby key word baby hat do u do to a baby? oh yea that right u baby it. it's a 9 month old baby it's not like it's forever in fact it's proply just looking for confert it's a baby and to everyone saying "put it in the playpen" well what is a playpen? it's pretty much a prison but with some toys. op should y don't u live the baby with other parent and just lock the door

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uhm excuse me but all humans need to learn to be self sufficient and independent, and also to leave people tfa when they're in the damn bathroom! put your kid in the playpen op! that's gross!

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well I do find it weird and kinda gross but still learning to be independent at 9 mo old??? I mean 2 yrs and older I understand. while I agree everyone needs to learn how to be indepent it's still just a baby. to op : try putting him/her in the crib when you gotta go. baby monitors are useful for the lil while you got to take care of business :)

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oh wow to the person that replied u sound realy stupid it's not that the baby is bond to her 24/7 it's more of the baby is oh what's the word oh yea I baby it doesn't know personly space un til it's learned and since most babys r nvr left alone (constintly being held) it's doesn't know that til later in life and realy "lock it in a room" who does that

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"lock it in a room"? He/she is a child, not an animal. Babies only know what they're taught apart from natural instinct. Yeah the OP should put him/her in a playpen or crib but that's not always and option/ thought to some people. For example, my baby knows how to get out f her crib and the playpen is long gone so I sometimes have no choice but to take her in with me. Parents only get free time when the baby is sleeping or with other family, if this bother the OP that much they should've c

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