Health, Facebook and Social Media: Taco Bell, huh?

Taco Bell, huh?

By tanya - 25/10/2010 12:32 - Canada

Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Aphrodite - 23/01/2010 21:13 - France

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

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By Mary C. - 23/03/2015 01:58 - United States - Mendota

Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

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flawedgenius 6

Monday 25 October 2010 19:13

Remember to flush the toilet after you... it should be as basic as washing your hands afterwards. did you forget to do that as well ?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 19:25

He tagged a piece of shit as OP. People will either get the inference or assume he's calling her a piece of shit. Neither is an attractive prospect.

Comments

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:59

Haha that's nasty.

x3herox3 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:42

LOL. Funny

mylifeblows3232 3

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:03

I bet u would osama

Ovazkwez 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:33

Lmao....probly a long slimey, snakey turd...lmaoo

EpicPwnageGuy 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:07

Comment moderated No jk!

StJimmy117 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:09

I forget to flush all the time! oh wait.. no I don't!

Efilyn 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:23

Untag then?

BrotherThomas 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:29

but girls don't poop..

bootoyou 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 7:44

FAIL!

jkgfdxb 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 8:35

ahahahah you have a keeper

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