Bigmouth Strikes Again

By Username - 25/10/2010 11:03 - France

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML
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worldclass 0

you had no way of knowing, not your fault!

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DocBastard 38

OP, remember when you make presumptions you make a pre out of Sue and umption. Wait...

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worldclass 0

you had no way of knowing, not your fault!

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Thawn 0

you should've replied with "well how does she intend to open the mail?"

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heysunshine21 0

hahahahaha that was great

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radiocaf 29

Well OP was right, she was popular to get all those cards.

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DocBastard 38

OP, remember when you make presumptions you make a pre out of Sue and umption. Wait...

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doink 0

I make pre's out of Sues all the time, but never Umptions. What kind of sick freak does that?

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gusgus36 5

hahaha...that made me laugh

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Astroman129 7

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

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DocBastard 38

Really, astroman? Did you just...I mean, really?

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Oddyssis 0

It's confirmed. ^ Astroman has cancer.

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smile031008 0

aww, its not ur fault, u didnt knoww, but still, mind ur own business next time op !

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Nena713 0

Ydi for trying to make small talk. Keep it moving! :P

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