Kids and Work: Stumped

Stumped

By uneek14 - 23/06/2009 14:19 - Canada

Today, while reading some chemistry notes, I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say, "Ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

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By slitherasssnape - 13/09/2016 18:53 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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Freak out

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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By oldtexas - 13/08/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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Cerataphora 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:05

It's okay, when you study so much you can have stupid lapses like that.

bayybee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:05

It happens. You don't really realize what some things are at first, even if it should be obvious.

Comments

purupuru 1

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:13

Don't worry, I've done the same exact thing. #6 is right.

extrahoang 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:14

lol I didn't even know what it was. they shouldve said water in the solid state or just ice. sheesh. stupid over complicaters. >_>

omgitsafly 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:14

you just killed it by saying your a "4th year science major". you have just classified yourself as an idiot. i hope you aren't pre-med, i would never trust you as my doctor.

elara15 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:38

It's the same thing as that infamous list of "scientists who accept Creationism" that includes plastic surgeons and metallurgists. Being a science major doesn't mean you know shit about another discipline, even the obvious.

16274692 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:15

i love this one. :}

Bex_dazzled 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:15

got so confused for a second i thought you were wrong but then i was just thinking of soft water and hard water, then again we were never taught to call ice solid water and i only just left highschool a couple weeks ago

xChrista1xx 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:18

looks like you picked the wrong major there lovie.

Tripodi 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:20

Canadians...

lolmaster7654321 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 6:20

WHATS WITH U PEOPLE DISSING CANADIANS?

jumpyropey 9

Wednesday 5 June 2013 5:45

-_- Americans.

absurdliaisons 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:25

friday1892: What's an ugly "too"? In all seriousness, just because some has an instant "brain fart" doesn't mean they're stupid. It happens to the best of us. OP: Really, don't beat yourself up. These kinds of things happen.

shadowsx1101 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:52

I think Friday meant that the OP should tell him/her if he was ugly as well.

TheLetterZero 7

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:57

Yeah, friday is just a moron and doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

absurdliaisons 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:07

Apparently, my humour is lost. Before saying such ugly things, perhaps he should learn how to use pronouns correctly.

ajschuit 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 3:28

I had a brain fart today. I started writing pheet instead of feet on a description of a picture on facebook of a chalk drawing I did in my street. I stuck with it though, pretending I did it on purpose for a "creative" effect.