Kids and Work: Stumped

Stumped

By uneek14 - 23/06/2009 14:19 - Canada

Today, while reading some chemistry notes, I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say, "Ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

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By slitherasssnape - 13/09/2016 18:53 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML

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By idiot - 24/01/2013 19:53 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to find out it was a small ice-cube. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By brownunderwear - 14/12/2011 03:45 - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML

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By oldtexas - 13/08/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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By tnt007 - 10/01/2010 21:46 - France

Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 07:50 - United States - Tucson

Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

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By Sarah - 10/03/2009 17:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in Science class and to my surprise I felt my pants suddenly becoming warm and wet. I looked behind me to see that 4 boys from my class had inserted a small funnel into my exposed buttcrack and where pouring the melted butter from the experiment into that area. FML

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By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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Cerataphora 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:05

It's okay, when you study so much you can have stupid lapses like that.

bayybee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 20:05

It happens. You don't really realize what some things are at first, even if it should be obvious.

Comments

tonia_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:54

hey, some kids are super smart nowadays, don't underestimate them

Jayyyrad 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:55

Why is everybody on her such asses? Brain fart, get over it.

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:04

Don't feel bad, u probably just overthought it, being so highly learned in science. I know I was thinking of some altered form of water that was highly saturated lol.

milgalo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:06

Littler kids simplify things. When you think about complex stuff for a while, you don't really notice the simple things. I think that's what happened here, not anything else, like you're dumb or w/e. I think you know what ice is... :]

Tsukasa_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:19

"What's this water made of, ice?"

Karpolo 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:20

That's easy, you deserved it.

jewelzgalore 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:24

Why would they call it "solid water" anyways? That's a stupid term. Why not "frozen water" or better yet, "ice?"

deltaskater 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:24

Brain fart

Alice_Renee 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:29

Hey now, there's nothing wrong with looking for monsters. >:-[

heywood 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:41

Hmm... I looked up the definition of water and every definition I find online assumes "water" refers to the liquid state. I'm a 4th yr university student as well and I find it weird how many people have text books referring to ice as "solid water." I've never heard of the term myself and in my opinion the editors of those texts tried too hard to sound smart... quote: wa·ter (wôtr, wtr) n. 1. A clear, colorless, odorless, and tasteless liquid, H2O, essential for most plant and animal life and the most widely used of all solvents. Freezing point 0°C (32°F); boiling point 100°C (212°F); specific gravity (4°C) 1.0000; weight per gallon (15°C) 8.338 pounds (3.782 kilograms).