Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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mylonius 19

Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

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almost_there44 26

Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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Gundel 22

I guess, he is more used to his hand than to a ******...

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KinglyBee 3

I have a muscle condition that causes the muscles in my ****** to CONSTANTLY squeeze, and I still have partners of all sizes "fall out" because sometimes if you're in the mood enough and are enthusiastic enough, ya get the slip and slide effect. On the same note, I have a friend who has a naturally "loose" ****** and rarely has that problem, either. Either try a different position or tell him to grow the **** up

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littlefoott69 14

tell him to wipe his dick with a towel after the second time ..grippy ******.sheesh .he must be a virgin or just never with an aroused women before OP: enjoy your sex life you are fine

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bowsie22 2

Not a bad thing! As a woman becomes more aroused, her ****** stretches more and gets looser. If it was "grippy", he's doing something wrong ;D

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oathkeeper99 31

Could it not possibly be caused by excess lubrication? If you get really wet when having sex that can cause him to slip out a lot easier because it pretty much acts like a water slide. If that's the case, he should take it as a compliment that he turns you on that much!

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alfalfalaffa 17

Lettuce all not forget that vaginal width is also an important factor in this issue, in addition to penis length and girth.

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ouijacorn 9

"Grippy"? He does know that vaginas aren't made of velcro, right?

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