Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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mylonius 19

Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

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almost_there44 26

Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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AggieMike77 12

Your boyfriend has tiny dick syndrome!

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Witchylady 17

Maybe it's because he is so small and prefers to blame you for it

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nonamebranding 12

Does he even know what he's doing?? I've never had a guy slip out and I'm certainly no where near being virgin material. When I picture this I imagine he must have a 2 incher and any time he takes a thrust he runs the risk of pulling it out unintentionally. Or he doesn't know how to use it..

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wondermoose 28

Maybe he's never had a real ****** before that gets slippery when more aroused? Idk I'm trying to think beyond the dick jokes

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pantsmaster 6

Wow...this place has turned into tumblr.

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satandabs 10

I'm sorry but all of you saying trying to say that vaginas widen when you're aroused, making it sound like a gaping hole. That's why we have exercises for our flowers below. Also, having constant sex every single day or just excessive will give you a wide set ******. So watch out & keep your legs closed. That's why masturbation is just so damn healthy for ya. Tighten up women & Men also, small dick? They've got pills & pumps for that or figure out how to use your penis. Simple.

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DrumrollPlease 9

The exercises are designed (or were originally developed) for women who have had children or surgery on their nethers, as a rule. And no, frequent sex will NOT make you 'loose', that's an urban myth and one people REALLY need to stop proliferating!

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sweetpotato301 7

Frequent sex does not give you a 'wide set ******'. The ****** is a passageway of muscles. If anything, using it more often will 'tighten' it. It can go back to its regular size after pushing out an 8lb baby. A penis does not make a difference. Please read up on female anatomy.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Oh my god this myth needs to die. Also, someone needs more or better sex ed. No, lots of sex does not give you a "loose" or "wide set" ******." A ****** get "looser" during arousal due to mostly lubrication and a little to accommodate room for a penis, but it ALWAYS goes back to it's original state, about the size of a quarter. The ****** is a muscle, just like any other muscle, they stretch and go back to normal. Look at it this way, your mouth is made with the same muscles as your ******. Now when you smile and stretch your mouth real wide, does it stay stretched out so you always have this foolish look on your face, or does it go back to normal as soon as you stop using those muscles? It goes back to normal doesn't it? Well so does the ******.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

You were clearly not joking, don't try and pull that.

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tiredofwaiting 25

He must have a pencil dick.

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