Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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mylonius 19

Was he expecting a hand to appear down there?

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almost_there44 26

Tell your boyfriend that he has a very small dick after he slips out for the fourth time.

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Straya_chick 8

Anyone saying this guy has a small penis obviously doesnt know that even guys with big dicks can fall out. Try a different position and if he still slips out then he just sucks at sex.

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Straya_chick 8

Anyone who actually thinks its because of a small dick, (yes i get the whole, "my fault? well maybe its your fault!" thing) doesnt know that even guys with big dicks can fall out. Maybe try a different position for a better angle, and if he still slips out, maybe he just sucks at it.

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BrotherPhil 35

We're not offering it as a sensible suggestion; we're just turning the insult back on him.

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lkb307 21

tell him to stick it back in and take shorter strokes. it's not as long as he thinks

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tracyswingkid 8

Tiny dicks always slip out. He is passing his insecurities on to you. Move on.

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Flesh lights ruining it for the rest of us.

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Jezterking 15

Motion of the ocean... It's not the size that matters but how you use it... Blah blah blah. Know what you have. don't back out with a 7" stride if you're only working with 5"s

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theonecasey 27

If it makes you feel better my ex used to call me ****** lips of steal because one time the condom fell off inside and then broke another time. He always fell out. Anyways sorry OP!

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captainsmegma 12

Might I suggest honey as your new lubricant?

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Beeboopbeep 9

He's used to grippu sex because of how often he masturbates

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