Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
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teejessika 13

Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

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Fatalist_ 2

Hey , you know what? I would **** you too.

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Grimmerie 31

and then i lost all hope for the future of humankind. the end.

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Fatalist_ 2

Yet stil im a snowflake that would **** her.

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Fatalist_ 2

Stop voting me down and face it... You would **** her anyday... Anyday. •_•

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SteveTheJanitor 6

You don't even know what she looks like you creep

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Fatalist_ 2

They all look the same when u turn the lights off ehehehe

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stacianichole 2

You're a supercreep....

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juliushater 12

12 - u r a special kind of stupid, but hell did i have fun laughing at your persistant ignorance. well done old chap.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

You need to be castrated from the pelvis. I don't want you to even have a member to stick in women, much less breed with one. ******* wierd-ass future rapist.

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mk58 31

Thank you, 75, for putting into words what I couldn't express. And 12, seriously, you sound like you'd **** anything that has a hole in the nether regions.

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Fatalist_ 2

Holy shit loooooooool. You dumb asses sure can't take a joke . Chillax brehz

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unfortunate_13 5

He's comforting you and trying to cheer you up. What's so bad about that?

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hannahcorrine 0

How is this a FML?

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Hmm, I guess turning it down means you're ungrateful and saying yes means you're a mild ****. I guess there's no winning here.

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FMLisNotReal 0

Hardly an FML. Sounds more like someone's got your back.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

He was being nice. Come on. Why would you turn down something like that?

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SlyTail 5

You could always come lean on me.. After all, us lesbians are taking your women.

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ikickgingers 15

I get hit on by women more so than men. Is this the taking "your women" thing?

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ikickgingers 15

Just because I walk around with a strap on... Wait this isn't helping my case.

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SlyTail 5

88, Your mother doesn't think so.

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vi3tno_romeo 5

Can't blame the guy.... Take it as a compliment...=)

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FMLisNotReal 0

Moderated?? How lame! Pls cancel my account.

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