Sex, Friends and Intimacy: Shoot your shot

Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

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Same thing different taste

By m - 22/08/2012 01:59 - United States - Stamford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

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You deserved it 5 881

Full support

By dumpedchick - 25/06/2009 02:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML

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You deserved it 3 653

A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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You deserved it 2 523

Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML

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You deserved it 19 965

By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 846

Crushed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 03:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, after I confessed my feelings towards my long time crush two weeks ago and was rejected, he messaged me asking for a quick fuck, with no strings attached. I guess that’s all I am good for now. FML

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You deserved it 207

Back and forth and back again

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 19:37 - Guam - Barrigada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML

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You deserved it 3 917

Comforter

By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I hooked up with a guy I'm totally in love with. After finishing, he burst into tears about being in love with another girl. I had to comfort him. FML

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You deserved it 5 410

Supportive

By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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You deserved it 6 477

How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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You deserved it 341

teejessika 13

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:02

Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

GregoryStalver_fml 6

Thursday 13 October 2011 12:05

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

Comments

megan_lovee 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:59

well atleastt yu kno yu have other choices...nd yu should have taken the opportunity nd say ohk lets go!! lmao

Serafie 0

Friday 14 October 2011 0:13

Well, he was just trying to cheer you up in an unintentionally awkward way.

pepperedmint 0

Friday 14 October 2011 0:24

Well he wasn't a closest friend. He was a closet perv.

BritLass 15

Friday 14 October 2011 0:26

Your friend sounds like a.. Let's say 'sweet' guy LOL! Bless him though, he tried :D

Simoneaux17 11

Friday 14 October 2011 0:42

Your ex dumped you, not your boyfriend. It's his loss OP!! I hope you feel better soon!

sexxme 9

Friday 14 October 2011 2:14

I mean, I understand you're upset about your boyfriend breaking up with you, but I don't see the problem with the second part of your fml. You're fuckable, embrace it!

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 14 October 2011 2:23

When I said "anytime", I was just trying to make you feel a bit better about yourself. I didn't mean that literally. I mean, I'd probably say 'no' if my wife was right there for example. Or if my kids were watching. Or if you tell me you have a raging outbreak of herpes. Just so you don't get disappointed when you decide to take me up on my offer...