Shoot your shot

By scewable - 13/10/2011 07:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
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teejessika 13

Hey, it means you're attractive! :D But yes fyl cause it was bad timing :P

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GregoryStalver_fml 6

Seems it was the "nice guy" that was hopelessly in love with you all along, and gave you a shoulder to cry on all this years in hope that one day, you'd soon realize he was the one for you, not like like all those assholes who don't understand you and don't respect you and how he knows that you'll be happy with him because he'll treat you like the princess he knows you are and aren't he such a nice guy. And then you **** him.

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alival 12

Aw!!! That's sweet in an extremely awkward way!!!!

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JHandAC 4

I'm sorry, but I just lol'd hard. I hope you find someone OP, but you broke up with your ex for a reason. Time to move on?

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JHandAC 4

I'm sorry, but I just lol'd hard. I hope you find someone OP, but you broke up with your ex for a reason. Time to move on?

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glitterglam86 0

Just a guys way of trying to cheer u up and make u feel good again take it as a compliment

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SkardeyKat 3

He was just trying to make you feel better! Maybe you should take him up on his offer, it might put a smile back on your face. :)

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zandrab 0

I know how u feel me and my guy just split :/

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kateheartswaffle 0

Eh don't take it that seriously. Probably just trying to make you laugh.. But, at the same time, I'm sure he was being serious. Take it as a compliment.

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