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By Anonymous - / Monday 30 November 2009 02:39 / United States
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By  NorfolkDude  |  2

You're a woman and her child, so perhaps she trusted you. What if someday your mom is 87 years old, and requires you to clean her, feed her, and change her diapers all the while she's unable to even talk? Are you going to post on FML about how your life sucks? Or are you going to behave like a responsible, moral person who takes care of her family rather than find it disgusting and something for all to hear?

By  xApril  |  0

She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

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AndelleRae, YDTNFMLTHTY for: 1). Giving a shit about someone saying "first" to begin with. 2). Feeling bad because you could never dream of such a witty way to say "first." And finally, 5). Getting cut down with a herring.

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  gigi37  |  0

@25, I have the same situation, but with my hand; I accidentally stabbed myself in my right hand with a shading pencil back in 2002 and I still have a little gray mark

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  c00lsk8erboi  |  7

shes ur mother. show some respect. she carried u for 9 months and sat in a hosptial bed for hours and pushed u out and ur complaining about helping ur mom with a small problem?ur life must be sad

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  asscheaks  |  0

I accidentally stabbed myself in the hand with a pencil about 6 months ago. I discovered that the reason of the little grey mark was because the pencil drew in the inside of my hand. but I have a question: how do you sit on a pencil? is it just like sitting on a pencil tripod so it's always pointing up??

By  NorfolkDude  |  2

You're a woman and her child, so perhaps she trusted you. What if someday your mom is 87 years old, and requires you to clean her, feed her, and change her diapers all the while she's unable to even talk? Are you going to post on FML about how your life sucks? Or are you going to behave like a responsible, moral person who takes care of her family rather than find it disgusting and something for all to hear?

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  kvgf1484  |  0

I agree with NorFolk Dude and anyone else who said something along the same lines. She's your mother and she wiped your ass countless times... stop being a whiney brat and deal with it.

By  xApril  |  0

She sat on a pencil and it magically made her ass bleed? I have an image of a pencil standing straight up and usually just doesn't happen like that, pal.

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  catatonicsleep  |  17

when i was at school a guy in my class sat on a pencil and then had to sit on a pillow for a few weeks after it poked him in the ass although someone might have been holding it pointing upwards at the time....

By  farflungfloyd  |  0

Oh my GOD! You had to help your mother with a small wound? Your life is so awful. You should just give up change your name and move to a tropical island where nobody can track you down.

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  riku3220  |  2

You people really need to put yourself in the OP's shoes instead of viewing from 3rd person. Would you really want your mom's ass dead in your face while you applied ointment to it? I don't have a MILF for a mom so I certainly don't and I'm sure most of you wouldn't want to do it either.

By  sarcdude  |  3

Well it's really F HER Life, she sat on a freakin pencil >_> Honestly, once when I was younger I stepped on a pencil sticking straight up out of a backpack, and my mom came to the rescue. That shit hurt. I can only imagine that poor woman.

By  Laurasian  |  0

Food for thought: She pushed your fat ass out of her vagina. The least you can do is put ointment on her bum. If my daughter complains like this you bet that she's going to get that same lecture ("Do you know what I went through with you!? You broke two of my ribs while you were hanging out in my uterus!!!!"). Anyway, yeah, it kinda would be awkward, but get over it.

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