School, Cars and Miscellaneous: Running late

Running late

By albert - 13/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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You deserved it 4 147

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 18:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML

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By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

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Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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You deserved it 1 558

By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML

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Get back here

By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 3 835

By barebackingit - 04/11/2013 19:17 - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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You deserved it 11 821

By mild banana - 16/06/2016 16:55 - United States - Cedar Hill

Today, I was kicking my soccer ball with my father. My mom pulled out in the car without checking and ran into to me. FML

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Anger management

By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:05

parent fail...

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:12

Very observant. Mother of the year award!

Comments

anicolelove 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:50

your mom sucks dude. ppl who keep saying this isn't a fml, why not? i mean, his own mother LEFT him. It kinda sucks when your mom doesn't notice you're missing. you guys are kinda jerks. also, "don't have a period" doesn't make any sense to tell a person to calm down. like, since when are women these days so excited blood comes spurting from their vaginas? like, never. periods just kinda happen whether we want them to or not. so that was just a stupid statement in general. I guess the equivalent would be, dude, don't get a boner.

emuhleighx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:00

When you're distracted, it's easy to forget things. Ever gone into a store for one thing, and ended up getting everything but that one item? Even though it was on your mind the whole time, it was pushed to the side by other factors. Forgetting your kid is a little extreme, but nobody is perfect. And for the kid, FYL. Oh, and about the cell phone thing. It's very likely that the kid's cell was IN the bag that got put in the trunk. Schools don't let kids use them. They need to be off and away.

mister_moops 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:14

damn, man. that's terrible. late for school? damn... your life sucks dude.

iTz_Mark 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:42

haha that happened to me before. xD

AnneFTW 17

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:50

Hahaha my mother did that to me before after a football match XD I feel your pain.

rssffff08 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:53

ok this is a "your life is sweet" ... your mom calls you in and you get to go to school late

RIKANA 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:53

LOL...Your mother must have been in a really rush. You do realize that you could have texted her and said that you weren't in the car, that is if you have a cell. RI

vicxxx 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:54

hahahahahahahhahaha parent fail and #36 that's a lame reverse FML

toodles217 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:57

lol what the **** is the boot of a car? use the proper word, you tard. foreigner fail.

grazynaanka 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 1:10

hahahaha this is really funny. @ #60 wow get a life. it is the proper word for them. and uh if you're from the united states, then you should realize that the country was basically based of foreigners coming over this way.