Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Shockskilletz 0

ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have

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FYLDeep 25

You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.

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suprmidgt 0

try some foreplay and a couple positions maybe she'll get there faster and your lack of stamina won't be an issue

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dropxdeadxgeneva 0

if you know you're going to get some, touch yourself before.

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Leftieswillrule 3

"waaaaah I'm a bad **** but my girlfriend can look past that"

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JayStorm 0

jack off before sex. or have her giv u head till u blow. then ****. ull go twice as long bro.

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phungie 0

hey, at least she still give you some, but you should maybe practice to go longer... because she can just go find somebody else to have a longer sex session with.... [[just saying]]

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denigma 0

Sorry..but she's gangter if that's exactly how it happend..rotfl lucky for you we don't know ur real name

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20InchesOfFun 0

damn most if these comments are dumb but take your time dude!

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schmansen 0

Today, as I was getting off of my first bus heading home from work, I saw the old man who's been stalking me for weeks- obviously waiting for me. He then proceeded to follow me on to the next bus. FML

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