Love, Family, Cheating and Break-ups: Red flag

Red flag

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 22:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after we went to my family reunion. I heard him complaining that I didn't have any "slutty cousins" he could cheat on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 630

You deserved it 194

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By anon... - 26/08/2016 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 446

You deserved it 1 058

By Anon - 03/10/2009 11:43 - Australia

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 561

You deserved it 5 197

By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 505

You deserved it 4 001

Vicious

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 949

You deserved it 943

Surprise surprise

By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 147

You deserved it 184

By sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 053

You deserved it 3 414

By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 870

You deserved it 14 022

Collect the set

By Anonymous - 11/09/2022 22:30

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 016

You deserved it 177

Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 327

You deserved it 100

By good job bf - 11/01/2013 04:06 - United States - Southampton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 210

You deserved it 2 888

cuz803 44

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:25

Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...

Anderling 32

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:16

Congrats on losing all that dead weight!

Comments

cacheson 41

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:10

Yeah… you made the right call

Anderling 32

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:16

Congrats on losing all that dead weight!

cuz803 44

Sunday 4 September 2022 22:25

Look forward and beyond and do not reminisce on the pieces of shit you've encountered throughout your journey! Man I need to take my own advice...

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 4 September 2022 23:41

You have to sit down and have a talk with your cousins. They're gonna need to **** it up if you are ever going to have a chance to land a high-quality man like the one you just lost. Assure them that you commit to slutting it up for their boyfriends/husbands.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Monday 5 September 2022 1:37

You got rid of an idiot and confirmed that you don't have any slutty cousins to cause you problems with your next boyfriend. Win - Win from the sound of it.