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FML : Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of almost 4 months. He was always worried I would cheat on him, so he cheated on me. FML
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Always seems to be that whatever your SO is constantly accusing you of, they're almost certainly guilty of. Fucked up. You're better off OP, stay strong!

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I'm sorry to hear that, but honestly he sounds a little unstable if that's the way he views things so in the long run you've probably made the best choice.

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That doesn't mean anything. Some people are just crazy. Just because OP broke up doesn't mean they're the better person. For all we know OP could have cheated, then broke up with her bf when he cheated. She then posted an FML while omitting such details for the validation/sympathy of the FML community. Anyways, I meant it more as a joke. But to suggest that it simply isn't possible soley based on the rather vague word of the FML poster is silly.

Always seems to be that whatever your SO is constantly accusing you of, they're almost certainly guilty of. Fucked up. You're better off OP, stay strong!

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Kinda how like all of the politicians who get caught on gay dating sites happen to be staunch anti-gay crusaders

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I want to know how the hell people come to that level of thinking. "Oh my SO must be cheating on me so I'll cheat on them." Either way it's wrong and doing it to get back at someone makes you no better than them.

If he was that insecure in the first place, then you're better off without him, OP. Sounds like you dodged a bullet. If that's his solution, I'm guessing you missed out on a very paranoid and possessive relationship.

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Ok but this guy did actually cheat, so I don't really see your point. Your situation was different, you were worried about her cheating because she had actually cheated on you before. The OP never cheated and he was still paranoid, and as it turns out, he's also a total jackass, "I'm worried you're going to cheat, so I'm going to cheat on you," seriously fucked up logic. And look, this might sound mean, but relationships are built on trust, your ex was a bitch, but even after she cheat

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Nine times?! I'm sorry, but going back again after the second time is just being stupid. I really hope you never caught anything because your ex couldn't keep her damn legs closed. I know I probably sound like a bitch, but cheating pisses me off to no end, and it drives me nuts to know that some people allow it to happen to them over and over. You may love the person you're with, but they obviously don't love you if they keep doing it. Fool me once... Speaking as someone who went back to a

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