About Cacheson
I believe that if we all chill out, communicate, and don't jump to conclusions about each other, the world will be a happier place. As for me, I love video games, wrestling, books, my kittens, and most of all teaching music. I even have a Master's Degree now (finally)! I play an eclectic array of video games. Examples are: World of Warcraft Minecraft Spyro/skylanders Diablo III Bioshock Luigi's mansion Legend of Zelda games The Sims The Elder Scrolls series Divinity Uncharted Resident Evil Examples of books I like: Harry Potter Xanth novels Tamora Pierce books All Quiet on the Western Front The Hobbit The Art of Racing in the Rain The Handmaid's Tale Mirror of Her Dreams Wheel of Time Series A Midsummer Night's Dream
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Cacheson's FML badges
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Beginner

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Mobility

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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    1%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    20%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    17%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    23%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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Cacheson's favorite FMLs

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - / Saturday 23 May 2009 16:15 / United States

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:39 / United States

The Big Summer Treasure Hunt: FML is giving away two smartphones and $1,500 in Amazon gift cards!

After the smashing success of the Clucking Machine this Easter, FML is bringing sexy back. Come sail the sea in our summer pirate game!

By Cali - / Friday 7 July 2017 17:37 /

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

By CA19oo / Tuesday 20 March 2012 01:03 / United States - Buford

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

By wtf - / Saturday 1 July 2017 16:00 /