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10 he cant sadly he has a swollen knee if you didnt read this also he would hurt his knee more if he stood on it alone and kicked thats the whole point of limping

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Tell her that's okay, you're happy for her... Because she's getting pretty old, and you don't think she'll be able to in a couple of years.

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lol I used to be a great archer able to shoot an arrow into a persons knee at 500 yards...and then I found out the painful way that I was not the only person who liked to shoot other people in the knees with arrows

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naw see people are misinterpreting my meaning. I've been kicked directly against the bend of my knee in an intense ass sparring bout. I was still able to drop a back hook kick across his dome and lay him out. point is, pain is psychological. besides, I didn't realize op was female until after I ran my keyboard.

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104- you've lost me, can someone please help me find my way out of the alternate dumbass dimension, I really don't want to stay here too long..

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alright well I'm sorry you faggots live blindly in this world with as much self discipline as an impulsive 14 year old with ADHD. nothing I've stated previously has been in accurate, harvest your mind and maybe do a little research before you doubt the capabilities of the human body.

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Did you know that one out of every 12 women sufer from CBD? That means that at every party, wedding, or club, there are bitches everywhere.

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I was off my left foot for anything besides walking when I hurt my achilles once. Just ow.

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Some homeless man tried to bite down on my Achilles tendon once because I wouldn't give him any money. Long story short, I fucked him.

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96 - pls tell me u forgot to write "up" at the end of that last sentence. If not, I DEF wanna hear the "long story" part.

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No, I would never beat up the homeless. I'm not an asshole. Plus, where else am I going to get sex so cheap? I'm tired of paying 500 dollars for some whore in Guatemala.

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118, op has two options with the tripping. 1) She sticks out her injured leg(ouch) 2) she sticks out her good leg, while standing on her bad leg(also ouch) Unless, of course, you're suggesting OP has 3 legs.

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That suggestion is correct. She has 3 legs. Like an octopus, just she is missing the tentacles and doesn't live in water, so... nothing like an octopus. More like a person with 3 legs, out to get her mum.

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I hate when people say you can't laugh or in this case 'zing' your own jokes! Why would you tell a joke if you didn't find it funny yourself?

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I think people have to show on here they were making a joke, because apparently a lot of people don't understand humor, according to what I've seen on FML, and take it to seriously, it's sad really if you think about it.

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The person with a swollen knee can't move quickly, and the person with functioning knees can. What part of that isn't an incongruity between expectations and reality? Oh, right, all of it.

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#63...at first I thought ur pic was of a dog skiing, but then I realized he was just cleaning up the dirt I swept off my shoulders....ZING??!

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Ok I've been wondering this for like the last few weeks I've gotten on the app. But where is the arrow to the knee reference coming from? Thanks

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