Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML
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blink831forever 13

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

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alewiina 0

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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spellfire 0

Honestly this is the saddest FML ever! Parents are overgrown kids, and children are their broken toys. Should one take a maturity test before starting a family? But then all human reproduction would stop, and humankind would cease to exist...Is he happy now that he has that orange?

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youaresofucked 0

NO ONE PARTICULALY GIVES A ****

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perdix 29

youaresofucked. Those of us who know about wilshires1's special talent do particularly give a **** about what she says. ;)

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watermind 0

Your post is quite demeaning towards oranges.

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Happy_Elf 0

That must suck. In future just hide every piece of fruit xD

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around_the_world 0

Oh this is SO good. Such a good fml in a comical way. Sorry for that. I hope they don't fight over a slice of cheese next time.

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DefyingGravity 0

I would KILL for an orange. I totally understand how your parents had a fight over one. Get ready to have two of each holiday!

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Bassmanjjm33 0

my parents got in a huge fight over a mcdonalds toy once

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UsernameHere_ 0

To the victor go the spoils I guess...

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