Family, Food and Argument: Private Freakout - FML

Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

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blink831forever 13

Monday 26 October 2009 16:16

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

alewiina 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:15

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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matamo71421 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 1:46

lol, it was a juicy orange OP couldnt resist

deathbyfudge 0

Monday 16 January 2012 7:15

...it had to have been a fricking awesome orange

ZombieLoveA 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 5:17

It's okay OP. My parents once had an argument over a tomato... .___.

Skyrim123 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 4:06

Whats aforementioned

KingreX32 21

Friday 5 July 2013 12:29

hahah the hell. details please.

oliviaromero_ 14

Friday 27 February 2015 17:56

Mine had a fight about water.. They haven't spoken in three days.

chxrrycxke 5

Monday 13 April 2015 10:43

Oh my I know exactly how that feels... My parents faught over peanuts ://

StanStanlinson 11

Monday 12 September 2016 10:28

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