Family, Food and Argument: Private Freakout - FML

Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

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blink831forever 13

Monday 26 October 2009 16:16

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

alewiina 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:15

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:54

Oooookaaaaaayyy... thats just odd. any ideas y the orange? Nope? that just makes no sense lmao at monkeys with cigars, i totally agree

nofxtime 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 8:14

The orange means he won. Be glad your dad is a winner.

bleh25 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:45

1st

bleh25 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 9:50

And 2nd.

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 13:02

3rd?

migueliswhoiam 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 14:29

poor orange..

olliec 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:43

Oranges are awesome. Your family is awesome and has hilarious arguments.

reecescuphoe 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 19:29

this....just made me laugh

flinkpamingo 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:42

Soundsxs like you're the mature one in your family.

Nesyaj0 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:23

I just lol'd im sorry.

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