Family, Food and Argument: Private Freakout - FML

Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

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blink831forever 13

Monday 26 October 2009 16:16

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

alewiina 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:15

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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Aerianna 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:09

Oh my god, this is so STUPID! Everyone knows BANANAS are worth fighting over! ... Anyway, what was he doing in the bedroom with the orange...?

KitAmor 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:26

By orange, OP means another woman :D

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:28

My parents are the exact same way

Ellowise_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:40

Awww :( Yeah sometimes my parents are like that too... really sucks...

Maxine17 8

Monday 26 October 2009 19:47

Sounds like it should be on MLIA, not FML

lol_urlife_sucks 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:14

Hahah, I thought that too :D

jw90 18

Monday 26 October 2009 19:57

orange you glad he wasn't holding a banana!

darkmis1 17

Monday 26 October 2009 20:00

I smell a divource

vvtumblesbee 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:06

i say f your mom's life... she has no orange =(

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 26 October 2009 20:13

I bet it was a chocolate orange. Those are worth fighting over.

ohmygoodnex 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:16

oh, god yes. /******

ohmygoodnex 0

Monday 26 October 2009 20:14

Oranges are yummy. I can see why they're fighting.

nypd613 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:39

Hahahaha

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