Family, Food and Argument: Private Freakout - FML

Private Freakout

By Roida - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

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blink831forever 13

Monday 26 October 2009 16:16

LOL. Ah. Oranges. So many marriages they have broken up. When will people learn?!

alewiina 0

Monday 26 October 2009 16:15

Wow, that's... pretty petty, lol. That must suck, to have them fight over absolutely everything... my parents used to fight a LOT, and I remember how shitty it was to hear them scream at each other. Fyl, yes.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:47

i bet their going to fight over oxygen the next time they start

ti3n_t 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:07

SCOZ ORANGES ARE FECKING AWESUM!!!

fml_oh_noez 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 4:04

More like MLIA here.

joy1523 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 20:47

this is the stupidest FML i've ever read.

baked_potato 0

Friday 30 October 2009 9:11

Haha I'm sorry but I find this situation more so hilarious than I do an FML.

cookiepenguin 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:28

¿how is this an fml?

u_killed_kenny_ 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:30

why in the WORLD would you fight over an orange.......

ernodea 0

Monday 23 August 2010 7:20

why would you capitalize WORLD

ilovefall10 21

Monday 20 September 2010 3:38

my parents once fought on my birthday.... at least yours are kinda funny when they fight .

chickletno1 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 19:50

that's when I told my parents to get a divorce. problem solved

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