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God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!

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Chad, you are very mean and angry (judging from your profile) for a Brony. I am also from Australia and have never come a across a Brony before!

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Ok let me try to get this. Did you mean good thing you can't smell through eyes as in the text she was looking at. That way she wouldn't have to catch a whiff?

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-53 Yeah I hadn't come across a brony, until my sister told me about them, I didn't believe her, well I didn't want to.

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Your fighting skills don't do your profile justice -____- and your conversation and observation skills - as you say weren't trying to be funny - are saddening Word of advice, don't continue to try and defend yourself when it's obvious your comment was subpar, just call it a dumb moment and move on

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73- not trying to be mean, but maybe instead of trying to defend yourself, why don't you explain what you meant by your first comment?

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And what I ment was that it's a good thing the text does not explain what it smells like because then you would imagine it. Usually when you imagine a smell then you can actually mentally smell it. Now please, stop hating me.

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Kinky as in it sounds like the plot of Incest is the Best title type of porn. The mom should have read them to her daughter and skip the intimate details. But then there would be no porn plot! Ahhhh lol

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Not that kinky really. She is only doing what every guy does at the bellybutton, trying figure out if it's safe to go all in.

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Sorry, not kinky the OP's mom is crazy and possessive. She's checking if he's cheating. If she doesn't trust her bf she should break up with him.

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um no, she's checking because, oh I dunno, maybe it smells like pee? ya know, considering pee comes out of there. it has absolutely nothing to do with cheating. it makes your breath smell like you guzzle pee.

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Actually, when her mom kisses her, it's like OP is giving second hand blow jobs. You know that stuff can cause cancer.

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Who doesn't like clean meat? She must like the manly smell that comes off of it. But kinky is what makes sexual experiences more fun. If everyone liked the same it's be like sex with all your ex's over and over with new people

God I have learnt more weird sex fetish behavior on FML this week than ever before! Keep up the good work everyone!!

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30, sticking an iPhone up a girl's vagina, for one. I'd consider that a pretty weird fetish learned from FML.

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I bet your eyes are bleeding now. Its bad enough you had to read that. I just hope your brain didn't give you an unwanted visual image.

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