Health, Dance, Shoes, Painful and Party: Party girl

Party girl

By not-so-happy-feet - 14/06/2009 23:41 - Canada

Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

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By acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By ohdang - 12/08/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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I bet you're fun at parties

By Cara - 02/05/2021 23:01

Today, I was at a friend’s birthday party. I slipped and fell onto the table of presents, knocking each one of them over, pulling a muscle in the process. My friend bitched me out for not being careful and “ruining” his presents. I got kicked out. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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Party hard

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By Thefaller - 11/07/2019 16:00

Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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ostensibly 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:35

Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.

IamSpartacus 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:29

Your friends suck.

Comments

Tazzles 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:35

Um. Commonsense? A room full of drunk people usually means the chances of there being broken glass/bottles around the place are going to be pretty high. Your own fault for taking off your shoes.

LilaBear 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 5:18

Wow, you have crap friends. Not to mention, all my friends would totally be up for the excitement of an ER trip... you can have a party any old weekend.

gigi37 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:18

That sucks about your friends not being available to help you, but you do deserve it; if you're going to a party you know you will be dancing at, make sure you wear shoes you know you can walk/stand/dance in for more than a few hours. Plus you could have had your toes trampled on as well; hopefully you learned your lesson

Athena_Lauren 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:35

Your friends are serious assholes!

MrFagHole 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:27

how did you drive with an rmergency necessary foot injury?

pinkunicorns14 0

Friday 15 April 2011 4:09

OMH FAIL

Misayra 3

Monday 30 May 2011 9:18

invest in some new friends lol

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 23:39

Wear shoes that are comfortable.. They may look sexy but it's nullified by the awful whining... Wtf is wrong with women?

pop7467 7

Saturday 13 October 2012 6:25

Nice friends

youknowimright 5

Tuesday 11 December 2012 22:08

You suck, i wouldnt pity you either, who the **** dances barefoot on a dancefloor, and i assume its a club or bar and everyones drunk so i wouldnt expect a warning from anyone. stop bitching, you deserve this.