Pregnancy, Cute and Kids: No warning

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By daddy-to-be - 20/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML

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By EmmaG123 - 28/02/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML

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By bunintheoven - 23/10/2012 04:21 - United States - Seligman

Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML

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By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By steakysteak - 12/03/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML

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By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 02:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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JackFrost 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:32

#1....He found out that his girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. OP....That's a sucky way of finding out, sure, but is your life really ******? If you didn't want a baby, maybe you should have been using protection. I think this is kind of a YDI.

greatnt249 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:33

#4, the fact that his girlfriend didn't bother to tell the OP that she was pregnant, thus letting him find out via junk mail is the FML.

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TerAki 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:45

I'd say it would only be FYL if you guys had yet to have sex, or something else showing she was cheating. Otherwise it's not really that bad and if you don't want a kid YDI for not using some proper form of birth control.

cherl 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:46

Ok...kinda scary rather than surprise! But anyway, BE A HAPPY FATHER! XX

TheNameless_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:49

Oh man, that sucks! Well, at least it's your girlfriend. Would be even more of an FML if you two hadn't had sex yet.

nando92 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:49

lol that would probably make me mad...

Rick_S 3

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:51

I think that the post, as posted, says FML, my girlfriend is pregnant. Not FML, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant from a coupon in the mail. To all the people saying he didn't use protection...accidents happen. Things break. Couples even get pregnant after operations. You can't assume that just because the OP (I just figured out that means Original Poster!) got his girlfriend pregnant that he didn't use any, or the right kind of, protection.