Texting and Love: Nice try

Nice try

By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Dave - 19/12/2018 18:00

Today, I said to a girl that I recently started dating, ‘I like you so far’. My phone had other plans and decide to autocorrect far to fat as I hit send. FML.

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By kingmetal42 - 09/02/2010 19:10 - France

Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML

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By Noname - 30/12/2008 16:53 - Australia

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

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By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 14:49 - United States

Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

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By Oops - 06/02/2010 08:17 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

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By abbacjt - 16/01/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML

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By Kit2019 - 23/07/2019 12:00 - United States

Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML

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By Tristan - 30/07/2020 02:01

Today, while messaging a possible new hire to set up an interview at my retail job, I meant to say, "Thank you for being flexible" - in regards to scheduling. Instead, it autocorrected to, "Thank you for being delicious." FML

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peroxideprincess 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 17:14

LOL oh dear..."have you been eating anyone lately?"

APenguin 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 18:34

You should just send a text correcting your mistake. "Sorry, I meant dating, stupid phone" and oh look you cured the problem.

Comments

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 15 December 2009 18:41

"Well, you could do a 1,000 chicks for $50 a piece. Or, or 50 really, REALLY fat chicks for $1,000. What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too, but they gotta pay."

Oley 27

Friday 25 May 2012 16:48

I want to give you a thumbs up but it would put you at 9 and I'm too OCD to do that! Lol but Good job! I always laugh when I see that clip! Ha! :)

mad_molly 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 18:51

She probably won't care and laugh it off, if she is a cool person.

avoidthegirl 6

Tuesday 15 December 2009 19:28

YDI for wanting to **** a fatty

Yarrachel 16

Wednesday 16 December 2009 2:48

Well, I'm in my 20s

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 19:28

Oh, Assumptive text- you are the cause of so many misunderstandings.

schwinn11 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 19:44

That's a bad deal, because as long as she isn't too fat, big girls can be alot of fun, re-type the text, make sure you get it right this time, and try again.