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By fml7458364838 - / Thursday 25 June 2009 01:15 / United States
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  stringoffail  |  0

Second that motion.... Actually, scratch that... use the gay thing to your advantage. Girls are MUCH more comfortable around gay guys. I don't think I would've ever gotten laid in high school if it wasn't for f*g hags.

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  Michre  |  0

Just tell her you're not - this is not an FML really. Being Gayish but being straight is common, don't know the percentage but alot of girls prefer softer guys.

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  soozin  |  0

Wow.. I don't think it would be that easy. Cause from the way it sounds, she's probably saying that to make you feel better. I mean she thinks you're gay, which i assume means that you "act" gay... and if this were the case, do you really think she'd actually be attracted to you? Of course, it could be possible a friend told her that. You should ask her "what makes you think that I'm gay?" and see where that goes. Good luck to you.

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  davidtheday  |  0

Girls CAN be good friends with guys that are attracted to them, but if a guy is attracted to them, friendship rarely works. Girls have that friend zone they can put you in. Guys only have "sleep with you" or "sleep with you if I'm drunk" zones.

By  Tubasaurus  |  0

You should have said, "Well aren't you lucky!" By the way, we capitalize "I" when writing in English.

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  biancagolden  |  0

Dude calm down, it was once in the entire post. OP, I really do hope you just told her you weren't. Although I don't know if I'd wanna date a girl who thought I was gay.

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  Tubasaurus  |  0

Actually, it was twice. What exactly do I need to calm down about? I'm not angry about anything. I just think there is absolutely no excuse for such mistakes when all there is to proof-read is a few sentences.

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  dotVillain  |  1

#7 is win. OP deserves it for not knowing what "in love" is. Not saying you can't be in love with somebody if you're not with them, but if you're in love you show it and they will probably know you at least like them. >_>

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