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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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You deserved it 745

It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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You deserved it 2 472

By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 82

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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You deserved it 4 096

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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You deserved it 1 720

By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

Stars Hollow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 15:00

Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML

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You deserved it 319

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

He could've just come back to visit, smart one.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.

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Carnivaldead 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:13

I must say umwat, Successful troll is indeed very very successful. My hat is off to you.

g33ktr0n 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:20

Awkward...

yes_itsme 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:33

YDI for being stupid and not realizing until a year later that your boyfriend DIDN'T actually move. Well, I guess you don't deserve it. But maybe he broke up with you because you're not too bright?

dancr4life 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:48

hahaha this is so weird because the EXACT same thing happened to me a few days ago.

lowcapacityx 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:50

Throw a Florida orange at him.

305alive 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:19

#74 ur life sucks. go feltch some overweight women

cooorah 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:24

Maybe he was visiting? Don't make assumptions.

Amkii 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:34

So there's no chance at all he was visiting his family or friends or home?

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:51

Did you two not have ANY mutual friends? Geez. I know where all my exes are just because friends bring them up in casual conversation from time to time...

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:55

1st off -- lmfao @ umwhat. Gotta love trolls 2nd -- you people are missing the moral of this FML (not that it really has a moral, I just like that word)..the OP's ex-boyfriend broke up with her cause he "moved" to Florida. It's quite obvious he didn't actually move and he was just looking for a decent excuse to break up with her. Even if he did move to Florida and came back, he didn't bother rekindling his relationship her..so either way, this is a major FML for the OP cause her ex-boyfriend either lied to her big time (which is most likely what it is) or came back and didn't care to see her anymore.

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