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Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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You deserved it 4 096

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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You deserved it 1 720

By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

Stars Hollow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 15:00

Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML

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You deserved it 319

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

He could've just come back to visit, smart one.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.

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CodeMan16 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:11

rofl #28

CodeMan16 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:14

sorry i meant #23 not #28

AdamGD 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:17

He moved back. Or he is visiting a friend or family! You are not the only person he knew in that town

elyziah_locke 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:25

wow your a jerk. dont judge people you dont even know.

Penelope_Hayes 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:34

How is this an FML. I mean that is such a fake excuse. Plus, I'm pretty sure he though you knew it was fake and he just wanted to cushion the whole break-up thing.

CyclonePsycho 1

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:34

umwat, I was agreeing right until you started unloading all the BS. You ruined a perfectly good point! D:

elyziah_locke 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:37

our place?? psh. learn your own place.

elmosminee 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:48

feel bad for you...but maybe he moved and then moved back probably not likely but hey better than him lying.

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:56

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:07

so what stupid. people can visit. and they can move back.

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Today, my little sister, who's still in high school, proved beyond a doubt she's better at my computer repair job than I am. She proved it in front of my customers and my manager, who brushed me aside and offered her a job as soon as she graduates. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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