Love: Lying bastard

Lying bastard

By dwellswithin - 20/07/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML

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By sunkissedberries - 15/07/2010 04:12 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend. The same guy that told me he was still in Florida with his family. FML

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You deserved it 3 871

By Yousaidyouweremoving - 11/12/2016 16:23 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart. This would have been fine had he not broken up with me because he was "moving to Canada." FML

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You deserved it 745

It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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You deserved it 2 472

By BGood - 21/12/2011 16:30 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML

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You deserved it 3 943

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 82

By tina - 17/08/2010 12:30 - Canada

Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML

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You deserved it 4 096

By whereismyring - 28/03/2016 00:47 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML

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You deserved it 1 720

By YouAREthefather - 18/03/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 851

Stars Hollow

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 15:00

Today, I ended things with my hometown, on-and-off-again ex-boyfriend. I leave for college soon and felt other things took priority over him (selfish, I know). I met practically every single one of his family members in the street, heard his name being screamed in a department store, and had an overall shitty day. FML

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You deserved it 319

Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 435

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:51

He could've just come back to visit, smart one.

fxdxhk90 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

The "I'm moving" excuse, that's a classic.

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person1000003 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:02

Don't believe this lie againn it's classic

unlucky_angel02 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:08

Maybe he did move and was just here to see old friends or spend his summer here.

suckstomyasthmar 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:10

Lame excuse altho he could be visiting but I highley doubt it. YDI for breaking ip with him wen u could just have done long distance relationship.

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:12

The post kinda implies that he broke up with her..

kaitRAGE 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:13

He's probably just visiting. This isn't an FML, you're just bitter. Suck it up, bitch.

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:18

Wow..attitude much?

kaitRAGE 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:20

umwat, you're my freaking hero. plus two cool points. :D

summer66_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:37

maybe he was just visiting

Cmoak1 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:40

Directed to 'umwat'- you're a douchebag and ur comments are unwanted

rm010 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:42

it would be funny if she lived like 10 miles out of florida

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Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML

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Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

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