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Lonely

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Top comments

LawSixx 11

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

What a way to waste water as well.

kareltje 17

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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aceofspace320 5

Friday 13 January 2012 13:52

Ok I agree it does seem to be an awful waste of water, but I know what it feels like to be alone so I know it drives u to do stupid things. U get selfish because when u feel like no one gives a damn about u, u just have to do it urself! Look fr a roommate dude

McDonaldsworker 4

Friday 13 January 2012 14:04

Hey WTF man! Five minutes of water from the shower is enough water to last a small drought stricken village in Africa for a month!!! Why did you steal water from them! Stealing from black people is wrong!

McDonaldsworker 4

Friday 13 January 2012 14:06

Uhh opps, I mean stealing from any person is wrong not just black people, is there any way I can edit my comment?!?

kei1108 13

Friday 13 January 2012 14:46

Instead of Wasting water, and money, get a roomate!!

grands138 4

Friday 13 January 2012 14:48

Maybe spend less time on FML and more time trying to meet new people? PS - Whiners are wieners.

Akharr01 5

Friday 13 January 2012 15:00

Looks like your " room mate" ran your Water bill up!!

maphineRAWRS 10

Friday 13 January 2012 15:06

Meanwhile paying for another persons shower, further implementing the illusion of not being alone, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

HogwartsDropout7 0

Friday 13 January 2012 15:12

Now you can pay a water bill that is the cost of two people.

Pelreskovich 11

Friday 13 January 2012 16:12

Yay more money on the water bill because you leave it running instead of getting ready after that shower to go find someone at the clubs or something..

Lexi9312 5

Friday 13 January 2012 16:13

Seriously? Just get a puppy you'll be fine. But leaving the shower running won't make you feel any better. Especially when your water bill comes. But good luck(:

Smashley91 2

Friday 13 January 2012 16:19

awww :'(

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