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Lonely

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Top comments

LawSixx 11

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

What a way to waste water as well.

kareltje 17

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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xxHodgieLuvs1Dxx 0

Friday 13 January 2012 11:30

I guess you are just, forever alone...:')

kreepers 6

Friday 13 January 2012 11:49

Deluded ):

alsgirl 24

Friday 13 January 2012 11:55

Get a cat!

stevenmx86 7

Friday 13 January 2012 11:59

Why are people so pathetic? You're really going to waste all that water just so you don't have to accept reality? Wow

Clamcreepy 7

Friday 13 January 2012 12:45

Pull ya self together dammit! Find ya self a significant other so u can have someone when your feeling lonely then try to get them to live with if they're not a weirdo

DjeePee 24

Friday 13 January 2012 13:05

Ah. Try to explain this to the people in Africa.

9R1NC3S5 0

Friday 13 January 2012 13:12

Umm…I hope u have the funds to pay for the bill and that you don't cause yet another American recession. Just saying.

lolmigosh 15

Friday 13 January 2012 13:21

That's so stupid, you waster.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Friday 13 January 2012 13:41

That's just wasteful and stupid. You're an ass.

acidburnz1107 10

Friday 13 January 2012 13:44

The forever in a landfill comerical is now on my mind.basically saying if u don't pour the liquid out of ur soda or water bottle it stays in it forever in a landfill, rather than pouring it out and giving it back to the earth. Also when i first read it all i could think is water waster

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