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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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LawSixx 11

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

What a way to waste water as well.

kareltje 17

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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Mamoni 7

Friday 13 January 2012 23:28

There are thousands of people all over the world that would love to have access to clean fresh water, and you waste it for your non-existent social life?

Twakkie731 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:23

get help from someone that can prescribe meds...you need it!

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:24

Foreveralone

stinkystu7 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:45

I'll be yo friend

rudikk99 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:18

****! Can one explain to me WHY everyone care about what their neighbours/ roommates/ whatever think about them???

dogpig 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:25

Good ugly people don't deserve to have a lover

dansco 24

Saturday 14 January 2012 8:45

Invite a hobo in, they get a shower and you don't live alone lol

iLikeJello1234 2

Saturday 14 January 2012 15:01

Hah.

Bently24 6

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:47

Have fun paying a bunch of money for your water bill!

melissaax13 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:11

Wow. It's great to know what our limited clean water supply is being used for.

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