Miscellaneous: Jumpy

Jumpy

By Chelsea - 21/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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By almost_a_pro - 23/04/2015 13:43 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro

Today, I was home alone and tried to make some popcorn so I could watch a movie. Thirty minutes later, my parents came home and found me talking to the firemen. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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You deserved it 293

By frenchpop1960 - 23/02/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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You deserved it 169

By We're still popping them - 27/02/2015 00:35 - United States - Fremont

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

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Private freakout

By emmy - 03/06/2022 00:00

Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML

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You deserved it 159

By Dx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

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You deserved it 34 882

I am hungry

By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 155

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

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You deserved it 2 867

shaBAMalex 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:04

Calm down. Lol.

nomadxx7 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:05

Gunshots =/= popcorn Come out the country. I'll show you what gunshots sound like

Comments

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:10

Wow, YDI for being such a dumbass. I don't know how you can confuse popcorn with gunshots. You must have never heard an actual gun fire before.

yikesO_O 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:11

Where do you live? In the ghetto or something?

nacremer 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:11

loser

bartmasta 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:12

lol women

papertigers_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:13

You need to calm down!

Sue21 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:13

bang ...did i scare you

Rockey 3

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:14

If he/she lived in the ghetto then he/she would know the difference. /thinkaboutit

EffYoLife 14

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:19

WHAT KIND OF ATOMIC POPCORN WAS SHE POPPING??!?!?!? WTF and to all the people telling them they might want to move out of the ghetto. thats easier said than done! maybe they can only afford to live in the ghetto! are YOU going to give them money to move to the suburbs? if not, then shut the ***** up!