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Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 24 September 2011 16:15 / United States
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  XxD3MONxX  |  3

save yourself, push everyone around you to the ground. sometimes in life you have to make sacrifices. I think i just butchered the spelling on that one. :x

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the competition today is a mother who kicked her child out for eating a poptart with no plate, and one who left most of 50 messages asking her 27 year old son when he's getting home. fierce competition. well, now you know how to clear the house out when you're bored/need privacy, if you live there.

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I know people are going to thumb me down for this but.. Your comment is funny but it sounds better saying errbody not errybody.. Just sayin'

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